Ultimate Self-Injury Recovery Masterpost!

corvidaeon:

chooserecovery:

It’s cool to see a post that isn’t ‘don’t hurt yourself in the first place!!’ but is actually giving you geniune, helpful advice for recovery and caring for yourself



300poundcountdown:

At 10 past 1 this morning my best friend called me to tell me that she was getting a condom ready for the dude she was about to sleep with and it was dark and instead of opening a sachet of lube she opened a sachet of ketchup. I’m still laughing.



Ultimate Self-Injury Recovery Masterpost!

corvidaeon:

chooserecovery:

It’s cool to see a post that isn’t ‘don’t hurt yourself in the first place!!’ but is actually giving you geniune, helpful advice for recovery and caring for yourself



Why is it when someone is showing up it’s when i can’t sleep and they don’t give a time they are just going to call whenever. so now i have no idea how long i can sleep in.




kids0ftheblackhole:

good

(Source: rawstory.com)




zamii070:

well one of us is going to have to change…



(Source: mrsgrumpygills)



professional-professional asked:
Would you like it in the vag or ass when I rape you?

a-man-n-progress:

rennskye:

misandry-mermaid:

At least now that I disabled Anonymous asks, your own face is attached to your pitiful hatemail.

image

And if you recognize this ugly mug, shoot me a name!

Thanks.

ETA: He’s been tracked down.

HIS NAME IS BRANDON BAYARD AND HE LIVES IN SUPERIOR, WISCONSIN.

Reblog the shit out of this so it shows up on every background search done by every guy trying to hire him ever.

REBLOGGING THIS ALWAYS, FUCK THIS PIECE OF SHIT






(Source: pattinson-mcguinness)



princekarkat:

for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch

princekarkat:

for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch

(Source: princeloptr)



rakatakat:

rakatakat:

LOOK AT THESE COLOSSAL FUCKIN LEMONS FROM THE TREE MY BROTHER HAS PEED ON EVERY DAY SINCE HE WAS LIKE 5 YEARS OLD

im laughing/crying i dont want any more messages about this listen up you fucks apparently pee makes citrus plants grow well he learned this from a movie called the world’s fastest indian it is a very good movie starring sir anthony hopkins a highly inspirational film you will be compelled to purchase a lemon tree sapling and see a man about a dog on it every day for the rest of your life and you will be blessed with lemons the size of footballs. yes we ate the pee lemons.

rakatakat:

rakatakat:

LOOK AT THESE COLOSSAL FUCKIN LEMONS FROM THE TREE MY BROTHER HAS PEED ON EVERY DAY SINCE HE WAS LIKE 5 YEARS OLD

im laughing/crying i dont want any more messages about this listen up you fucks apparently pee makes citrus plants grow well he learned this from a movie called the world’s fastest indian it is a very good movie starring sir anthony hopkins a highly inspirational film you will be compelled to purchase a lemon tree sapling and see a man about a dog on it every day for the rest of your life and you will be blessed with lemons the size of footballs. yes we ate the pee lemons.



pokemown:

noseperiod:

this still fucks me up

is that tekken

pokemown:

noseperiod:

this still fucks me up

is that tekken

(Source: dickieman)



confidnet:

supersamurai91:

confidnet:

i wasted my last bagel my life is over

Just get some bread and cut out a circle

i have never been so offended in my entire life



peterfromtexas:

Meanwhile in Toronto

peterfromtexas:

Meanwhile in Toronto




animaltoday:

Vasayan Warty Pig (Sus cebifrons) - 

These are small forest dwelling pigs that live on two small islands in the Philippines.  They eat tubers, fruit, worms and miscellaneous vegetation.  

Only males have warts, used to protect their faces during fighting.  They also grow wiry manes which grow thicker during mating season.  

It is extinct in 98% of its native range, and is listed as critically endangered due to habitat destruction, over hunting, and now poaching.  



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